Putz Palin

2009 November 9

You just have to love Palin’s Stupidity…

Every time this Ditz opens her mouth she out does her previous pathetic Gaffe.  Once again shooting her mouth off about “Death Panels” and now the latest … The Minted Coin Conspiracy! Yes YOU Heard Right! This Dip Shit while in Wisconsin for her completely muzzled press speech, Palin also expressed fear over the moving of “In God We Trust” to the edge of American coins….

“Who calls a shot like that?” she demanded. “Who makes a decision like that?”

She added: “It’s a disturbing trend.”

George W. Bush “Called that Shot” you fucking moron!  YOU are the Disturbing Trend and I would not be surprised that the men in white coats show up soon to take you away Ms. Palin!

Palin on Death Panels

Stupid is Stupid does Ms. Palin You Ditz!

This cartoon could not have been more prophetic based on what she said in Wisconsin which by the way had a complete media black out with NO ONE able to bring in ANY Recording Device. Why? So there would be no recording of her pathetic and unfounded rants. Are You Palin Lovers so utterly stupid and brainwashed to not see this phony, wanna be politician as a complete imbecile?

Seriously, How many millions of red flags have to run up the flag pole before you daffy right wingers come to grips with the reality the rest of the country can already see. Even her own party has disowned her and they want to distance themselves from her due to the damage she is bringing to the GOP.

It now seems clear why the staff to former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin didn’t want anyone to bring recording devices or cell phones to her speech Friday night.

Even news outlets like Politico — which have prominently featured Dick Cheney’s terror jeremiads — would have been likely to lampoon her.

But the ban on recording devices didn’t stop them. Politico says they bought three tickets to Palin’s Wisconsin speech and then penned a write-up. Their review was somewhat grim, taking aim at Palin’s frequent use of the words “bogus” and “awesome” and delivering a strange anecdote about dollar coins.

I think “Grim” was being kind to this air head. Below is just a couple of the observations from Shannyn Moore on Huffington post.

Palin: “We’ve got to hold on to hope, and we’ve got to fight hard because Congressional action tonight just put America on a path toward an unrecognizable country. “

Moore: UNRECOGNIZABLE? From what? A country that lies its way into wars? A country that tortures? A country that transports prisoners to other countries for torture? A country that wiretaps its own citizens? A country that neglects its veterans; poor and sick? A country that sides with corporations over its people? A country that looks away from evidence of environmental decay?

Well, I’m fine with becoming something other than the country you recognize.

Palin: “The same government leaders that got us into the mortgage business and the car business are now getting us into the health care business.”

Moore: The reason for the bailouts in the first place, Sarah, is because decades of Republican deregulation left no one minding the store. Former President Bush, by the way, pushed through the first bailout, and it was Bush whose 2004 campaign sought to lower barriers for home ownership! What about the same government that employs Blackwater XE over our military? What about our justice system being for sale to the highest bidding private prisons? All your honking about privatizing goods and services is a little late.

Palin: “Despite Americans’ decisive message last Tuesday that they reject the troubling path this country has been taking, Speaker Pelosi has broken her own promises of transparency to ram a health “care” bill through the House of Representatives just before midnight. Why did she push the 2,000 page bill this weekend? Was she perhaps afraid to give her peers and the constituents for whom she works the chance to actually read this monstrous bill carefully, if at all? Was she concerned that Americans might really digest the details of a bill that the Wall Street Journal has called “the worst piece of post-New Deal legislation ever introduced”? “

Moore: Oh, yes, last Tuesday’s decisive message that said, “Hey, Bill Owens, you’re in! First Democrat elected to NY House District#23 since the Civil War! Now go vote an “Aye” on the health care bill?” Right, that one. Betcha wish you had that $25,000 back about now. And the WSJ? Wow, you mean Rupert Murdoch’s paper?

Oh…it’s…getting…clearer. On another note, the WSJ, last year, said you were a terrible candidate in a piece called, “Palin Failin’”…so I guess they are right some of the time.

You can Read Shannyn’s complete story on Huffington Post.

Dear Ms. Palin… You are a cancerous crime onto this country! You don’t even realize what an ass you are making of yourself during these phony speeches with blacked out press coverage. Who do you think you are fooling besides yourself? Well Oprah is going to rip you a new one when you show up for that interview… Question is… Will you actually show up?

 

Update:

Even Faux News Called Out Palin

Liar Corsi

2009 November 6

Poor Jerome Numb Nuts Needs Attention Again!

At the expense of the victims and families of the Fort Hood incident, Master Panties in a Twist, Attention Seeker, Jerome R. Corsi is stating that the Fort Hood Murderer is one of President Obama’s Advisers… Really!

Jerome R. Corsi - Fort Hood LIAR

Snake in the Grass, Lunatic Liar Jerome Corsi

Isn’t this the same moron who was the Swift Boat Liar with proven lies of Barack Obama during the Presidential Campaign? YES! Same Ass Hole Liar!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Step Right Up… I’m Jerry Bob Corsi the Radical Right Winger and I have something to sell YOU! Yes Sirree I have found the man who is responsible for EVERY Bad thing on our Planet! He is Responsible for…

The Plague
Lincoln Assassination
World War I
The Great Depression
World War II
The Korean War
JFK Assassination
MLK Assassination
RFK Assassination
The Vietnam War
Communism
The Cold War
The Nazis
The Holocaust
Pearl Harbor
911
George Bush’s Failed Presidency
Wall Street Failure
Big Three Failure
Aids
Cancer
The Iraq War
Every Earthquake
Every Tornado
Every Hurricane
Every Horrific Death

Yes Folks, this one man is responsible for every horrible event on this planet and he is the devil and his name is Barack Obama! We need to make certain that we fight him all the way and make his job difficult and never support him or our country because WE are Republican Right Wing Nuts and we know what is best for this country!

What’s Your Next Lie Jerome Numb Nuts? Crawl Back Under Your Rock Ass Hole Liar!

McCain Palin Civil War…

2009 November 3

… And this surprises who?

Sarah from Alaksa Book

Sarah from Alaska courtesy of CBS

This morning on the CBS Early Show the new book “Sarah from Alaska” penned by campaign reporters Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe. The two writers said there was a “remarkable internal war” at the end of the campaign between Palin and McCain’s teams when the VP candidate was told she could not deliver a concession speech. So another words she was told to put a sock in it.

When McCain’s senior aide Carla Eudy found out that Palin wanted to be on the stage even when they were turning the lights out and starting to tear down the stage she told Palin’s adviser Jason Recher…

“You never had control of her,” she said, according to Recher. “Get control of her! Get her ass off stage!”

Oops… Seems a little testie at the bitter end LOL..

CBS was able to pull some excerpts from the book, specifically this portion about the “cram” for the Debate preparation…

THE OVERPOWERING SMELL OF cheeseburgers and French fries saturated the candidate’s suite at the Philadelphia Westin Hotel. About a dozen staffers shuffled around the table set up in the middle of the room where hundreds upon hundreds of five-by-seven-inch note cards were spread out in two-foot-high stacks. Palin had been locked in there for hours, cramming for her debate against Joe Biden. The biggest test of the campaign was less than a week away.

On the heels of the first round of Katie Couric interviews, her margin for error was nonexistent. Joe Lieberman, a veteran of a previous vice presidential debate, had been brought in to give Palin an idea of what to expect. The stifling air shortened everyone’s patience, and tensions were running especially high between debate prep coordinator Mark Wallace and foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann. It was the note cards that had first led to the longstanding feud between Wallace and Scheunemann a couple of weeks earlier. One of the aides wanted Palin to memorize them, while the other thought it better for her to learn conceptually. The spat made it all the way up the chain to Steve Schmidt, who told Scheunemann in no uncertain terms that he did not have the time for bickering between staffers and that they needed to sort it out. But the two men were still fuming at one another, and negative vibes permeated the room along with the smell of greasy food.

At the end of one cram session, Palin asked her advisers to run through the various trade agreements, including “who’s in NAFTA, who’s in CAFTA,” and so forth. It seemed an unremarkable request at the time. The advisers knew that the governor was, in fact, aware that the NAFTA treaty included the United States, Canada, and Mexico. But someone in the room with a penchant for whispering to reporters was taking mental notes. Come November, the anonymous source would pass Palin’s words along as part of a concerted effort to advance the exaggerated narrative that her handlers had been stymied in their heroic, yet futile, efforts to educate an ignoramus.

Well it seems that this political cartoon that surfaced around that time was Spot On other than the smell of the greasy fast food smell in the room.

Palin Debate Prep Cartoon

And the Tell All Book Confirms the Cartoon!

Dear John McCain, Well Grandpa you and your Republican handlers sure know how to pick’em and make good decisions. Maybe as more and more of this is leaked out, that Ditz Palin will finally fade into the Alaskan Sunset.

But please GOP don’t let us stop you… Go ahead and choose her for your representative for 2012, we’ll certainly love it!

Hey Right Wing Nuts… What do you think of your hero now?

Pants on Fire…

2009 October 1

“Sex Clinics” in schools???

Oh Ms Bachmann… The tangled web you Moronic Right Wing Nut Jobs weave… Do you REALLY think the American People are as stupid as you are, you Sniveling Snake in the grass? In the infamous words for your fellow snake in the grass Joe Wilson… YOU LIE!

Snake in the Grass Michelle Bachmann

Snake in the Grass Michelle Bachmann

The nonpartisan fact-checking group PolitiFact rips into Bachmann’s claim, rating it a “Pants On Fire” falsehood.

We see no language in the three main versions of the bill that would allow school-based clinics, which have a long history of providing basic health services to underprivileged students, to provide abortions. Nor would the clinics even be new � they have been around for three decades. So we rate the claim Pants on Fire!

Michelle Bachmann… You are lower than a cockroach’s ass in a wagon wheel rut and a disgrace to this country! You Madam! threaten the safety and security of the citizens of this country and are a menace to what is good in this country. You Madam, should be tried and convicted of treason and spend the rest of your life in prison!

Crawl back under the rock you came from you worthless piece of trash!

Rest Easy Teddy

2009 August 26

Best Wishes to the Kennedy Family

The End of Camalot?

The End of Camalot?

Wingnuts Away!

2009 August 4

Birthers = Nut Jobs!

Republican Image - Worth a Thousand Words!

Republican Image - Worth a Thousand Words!

Seriously… How many Times do you Pinhead Nut Jobs need Proof? Yup you know it makes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much sense that President Obama’s Parents KNEW beyond any doubt that their Son would be the President of the USA!  So, to make Absolute Certain he would not be disqualified by US Constitution Interpretations, they Flew from Kenya in Africa to the other side of the planet to Hawaii instead of any of the other 49 states when President Obama was a newborn to have fake birth announcements and birth certificates made. Do YOU Morons Know How Utterly Stupid and Asinine Your Pathetic Conspiracy sounds?

You Cone Head DipShits are the Laughing Stock of this Country! BTW Your Bone Head Leader Chuck Norris who’s been Karate chopped too many times in the head can be your fearless leader!

For those of you Republican Dips who missed it the first million times, here is the Birth Certificate along with the Birth Announcement in the Honolulu newspaper. Oh yes and here are my views on this Photoshop version of Orly Taitz’s so called Kenyan Birth Certificate! I have one word for you loser’s… SUCKERS!

Obama Birth Certificate Numbers

Obama Birth Certificate Numbers

Birth Certificate Being Held by Journalist

Birth Certificate Being Held by Journalist

Birth Certificate Raised Seal

Birth Certificate Raised Seal

Birth Certificate Enlarged Type

Birth Certificate Enlarged Type

Birth Certificate State of Hawaii Certification Signature

Birth Certificate State of Hawaii Certification Signature

Birth Certificate Newspaper Birth Announcement

Birth Certificate Newspaper Birth Announcement

Will you bonehead knuckle draggers ever let go of this? The Supreme Court already sent Philip Berg Packing over this issue. Even IF President Obama was removed from office which HE WILL NOT BE, Joe Biden becomes President Not John McShame!

GOP's Finest Hour!

GOP's Finest Hour!

Ah Oh…

2009 July 24

Looks like our favorite Pit Bull Barracuda is slip sliding away!

OMG! Can It Be?

OMG! Can It Be?

I guess this sort of ties with that “Quiters Never Win Stigma…” She’s going to have to drum up some new interview so she doesn’t slip into obscurity like a fart in the wind. Wink! Wink!

Hey Sarah Bara, Maybe you can get an interview from a plane while you are shooting the wolves??? That would go over like the Turkey Slaughter incident! You Betcha’ Wink, Wink!

Shades of Tricky Dicky…

2009 July 11
by seanbond

Anyone else see the similarities between these two losers?

Deja Vu Palin & Nixon

Deja Vu Palin & Nixon

Still looking for additional similarities so stay tuned…

Nixon – 5 Letters Palin – 5 Letters
Republican Republican
Quitter Quitter
Watergate Troopergate
Lying Politician Lying Politician
Left Office before end of term Left Office before end of term
Lawyer Journalist (Oh Well missed One)

I’m sure we missed some others so let us know other similar issues between these two losers!

Pit Bull Bit You Sarah Bara!

2009 July 11
by seanbond

Thanks for the Air Head Memories…

WASILLA, Alaska — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin surprised supporters Friday and announced she is resigning from office at the end of the month, leaving open the possibility she would seek a run for the White House in 2012.

palin-pit-bull-quitter

Amazing what this pathetic woman will go to in order to keep her name and face in the news! I can see it now, all the trailer trash religious zealots are on their knees giving thanks to God and that their prayers have been answered.  ROFLMAO!

Do you Republican Right Wing Nuts really believe this insideous moron who’s “Not Smarter than a Third Grader” has even the faintest of shots for 2012? Hmmmm Let me see… I guess she will spend the next three years cramming for the Presidency test! Hahahahahaha.  What this Quitter has forgotten is, she needs to get past the other candidates in her own party and win her own parties nod before she can run. Given the strange Vanity Fair article, which has many high profile Republicans wondering about her, she just pulled the coffin cover over her head.

In a Huffington Post article today Rachel D’oro wrote…

“But political analyst Larry Sabato, in Charlottesville, Va., said Palin’s announcement left many confused.

“It’s absolutely bizarre, and I think it eliminates her from serious consideration for the presidency in 2012,” he said.”

On the CNN Politics Page this excerpt:

Following Palin’s announcement, the Democratic National Committee blasted what it called her “bizarre behavior.”

“Either Sarah Palin is leaving the people of Alaska high and dry to pursue her long shot national political ambitions or she simply can’t handle the job now that her popularity has dimmed and oil revenues are down,” DNC spokesman Brad Woodhouse said.

“Either way, her decision to abandon her post and the people of Alaska who elected her continues a pattern of bizarre behavior that more than anything else may explain the decision she made today.”

Republican strategist and CNN contributor Ed Rollins said, to a certain extent, Palin’s announcement makes her look “terribly inept.”

“I think everyone is shocked by this, and I think to a certain extent everyone is going to assume there’s another story. You don’t just quit with a year and a half to go. You certainly don’t do this as a stepping stone to run for president. You finish the job that you’re in, and obviously she’s not doing that,” he said.

Not only is Palin a Quitter, She’s a loser,  in more ways than one…

Official Press Release